Year 2002 fan submitted stories

Story by: Robert - 11/21/02
I was playing the Soviet Coop mission in Yuri's Revenge with some dude who's name I forget. Any-hoo... It was the first mission and we were doing very well. The comp was set to hard, but the first one, the one that had grand cannons, was a pushover. However, the other one was out of my dreadnoughts range, and I had 10 to 15 dreadnoughts, So we had to do this without the naval assistance. At this point I had one Rhino which had picked up several crates and was buffed out, however that wouldn't take the base alone, so 20 of my buds V3's and my Boris and some snipers from a tech building later we beat the other comp (or so we thought) When the game wouldn't advance We started to look for remaining units, pretty soon my 'bud' starts to force fire at me, taking out my units. So I retaliate, and after both our bases are gone my rhino cleans up his remaining units (war miners). So he's dead then I notice a allied computer chrono miner, and now I cannot advance!! I saw that an felt like such a n00b. It was soooooooo obvious but I had to get in a fight with my ally!

Story by: Tony - 11/21/02
Hey. I'm Tony and I don't play online much, but I'm an amateur modder and I get a ton of practice VS. the comps I pump up. Well, to the point, I was playing on a custom made map (forget name) VS. a BIGTIME n00b (forget his name too, lol) We were in the buildup process when he starts cheating. I know cuz he was sending in Grizzlies + Rhinos (I don't know why, I would just use Rhinos). So, of course I accuse him and he tells me to leave then. Well I don't quit and I agreed to fight whatever he had. So we already have huge bases built and I have both SuperWeapons. The n00b only has the gay ass Psyshic Dominator (he was Soviets and I was Germans) so I Chrono 9 Prisms outside his base when his Dominator is charged and he uses it on my Prisms! THEN HE GIVES THEM TO THE GRINDER, NO DAMAGE! So I say things like "you n00b, you could have used those" and he says, I can build them remember?" ROFLMFAO! Why would you re-build them! So I get one of the secret labs lying around and get demo trucks. I then think (cuz he has two bases) that if I could get my hands on his construction yard, I can get an iron and devastate his base. I proceed to fill up an IFV and get an escort of about 20 prisms, which gave him time to establish a 3rd base. He thinks he's won and taunts me. I finally get my rush off and successfully take out his defenses. I have 5 tanks left and I bring in the IFV and take his Con Yard. Then you know what happens. I devastated all his other bases. He's still alive, running around with a few tanks and he says, "HAHAHAHAHA, YOU GOT MY BASES BUT NOW I HAVE YOURS!" In the time I took to kill his bases, I now have about 35 prisms. He attacks and BOOM!... His tanks are GONE! Then he proceeds to call ME a newb... lol

Story by: OanXietyO - 11/21/02
I started normal BO, power , barracks, ore, war, ore, blah blah blah, had me like 15 tanks 2 minutes in, so does he, so I send in my tanks to his base, he make easy work of em, with like 8 tanks left. ( I had allied, he had Russia by the way). SO I got me a paratrooper drop ready right, so I wait , knowing he is gonna rush his tanks at my base. SO after about 30 seconds he goes...Then its like...CLICK!! I drop my troops behind his base ( the map is pinch point) so it takes him a bit to get to my base, so I'm just building pillboxes like mad to give myself extra crap for him to destroy, I move my troops to his base, and deploy, waiting for him to get to my base. When he finally gets there I just starting wailing on his base with troops, destroying his MCV, CY, Ore, Barracks, and Tech center, he never bothered to make more tanks!! LOL ...SO as I'm destroying his base, he's like "You cheat, how did you get them troops there" IM like" Dude how long have you been playing this game? "the next thing I heard was " YOU ARE VICTORIOUS!!" ..LOL ...I checked his name , he was 76-10, like 700 points or what not, it was hilarious!

Story by: Turcoupe - 11/21/02
I have been playing YR online for roughly 2 months now, but have played practically every day for 1-8 hours, and have gotten ranked ~500 both months but they get reset each month for some reason. I haven't figure out yet--anywayz here goes...I have naturally came across the president IFV cheaters every 30 or so quick matches and until today they have gotten the best of me. 

Game starts....I don't remember the name of the map but it was small and had no oil derricks or structures or gems, just 6 patches of ore and flat land. I quickly build 1 ore refinery and a war factory skipping the airbase. 4 ifv's and 4 gi's quickly follow. Now I rush. This fruitcake has like 8 presidents chilling outside of his barracks with no pillboxes or anything. As soon as I go to smoke them I quickly type in "You f*g, you cheat and I am still going to crush you!" An ifv pops out of his war factory right when the message scrolls and I quickly destroy it with my ifv's as one of his president desperately tries to walk in it. That message was timed so perfect, it was like instant bliss. Not only did I finally get to whoop a cheaters butt, but I totally embarrassed him. I torture him for a min just killing his presidents and getting my 4 ifv's almost all elites and waiting for ifv's to roll out of war factory. I then send "Sir, you are truly g*y, and I hope you learned a valuable lesson today." He got so pissed he then did the reconnection error. 

This might not sound like much to you veteran players, but it was definitely one of the funniest matches I have had so far.

Story by: World1337 - 11/21/02
Here's a good one... First the game starts and both my allies quit. So its now the 3 vs 1 game. Immediately I get a reveal all crate (tee hee) and I see that the three n00bs moved their MCV's to the blue base and deployed. Now the blue base has 1 small patch of Gems. Now a little into the game when I have 3 war facts and just got my Radar up I make 3 desolators and they all start complaining. "HEY!!!!!! YOU FAGGGGGGOT!! YOU CHEAT!!! OUR DIAMONDS RAN OUT!!!! u SUK!!!!!" I told him that The Gems run out very quickly. They yell "NO IT DOSENT!!!! THERE ALWAYS IS A UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF DIAMONDS!!!!" Scanning over their base I notice they have 3 refinery's each (none sold.) And only one has a war fact up. I thought I would be friendly and not attack when I had 4 times amount of tanks then them (4 tanks overall for them. 16 for me) Now I get 4 desolators just incase one of them gets smart and start flooding mirages. But no. Still no tanks. Soon I get about 5 war facts up and still not teching up to try and keep it fair (I Don't want to be accused of cheating. One of them already made one of the staff kick someone in the room for beating them in a game. So I kept building rhino's. And Soon I told them to "Build a war factory, radar, barracks and a tech center." They soon did "Now build lots of mirage tanks." They said "How?" And soon one of them got a reveal all and saw by now I had 10 deso's. 90 rhino's. 5 Kirovs and several flack tracks and 3 that were loaded with deso's. I told them to build mirages. They said I cheated and quit. Except one. one said they would rape me and undeployed his MCV and drove it into my line of tanks. And yelled that I cheated and quit.

I get into the room (Bear in mind this is RA2 not YR) And one of the staff members say "Hey, Did you cheat these people out of a match" I told him no, they just were not building anything but refinery's. Soon the three n00bs said "HE CHEATED!!!! HE HAD 90 RHINO's!!!!" The staff member then kicked me. For 20 minutes. Then he got curious what happened during the game. The building refinery's and about 1 hr into the game ...me having 90 rhinos and how its 'impossible' to get 10 rhino's. The n00bs told him everything showing their lack of intelligence. And The staff kicked him for lying and unbanned me. Sigh... RA2 sure has enough n00bs to go around.

Story by: Majmun - 11/21/02
I played a 2 on 2 once in Yuri's revenge, I was Yuri and my partner was France. The other two were allied teams also. A few minutes into the game my partner and one of our opponents ended up teaming up, so my partner attacked me with a seal he had in my base. That idiot blew up my MCV and a couple of other buildings before I realized what happened (I didn't know at the time that he turned against me) so I attacked him too. It was hard to do since I had to force fire on everything. Finally, I was able to destroy him, and at the same time our opponents were fighting each other. The guy who turned against his teammate, on the other side, finally destroyed his ally's base. I was pretty ticked at them doing this to us. Anyways I kept building as many tanks as I could and finally found a soviet mcv. Then I started building soviet tanks. I kept an eye on my opponents base and he wasn't building too much, I don't know why. I sent in a crap load of flak traks loaded with terror drones and several other terror drones on their own and took out a bunch of his vehicles. Then I marched into his base and destroyed him easily, almost as if he wasn't even playing, which made me wonder...

Story by: Smellincoffee - 11/21/02
I was playing this match as Britain, and the other guy was some Soviet, Cuba, I think. It was on the map "Canyon Fodder" and I was on the base to the north. Anyway, I sent an engineer as soon as I could to repair the bridge nearby. After five or so minutes, I saw a huge Red blurb on my minimap and saw a horde of Conscripts coming at me. I had two Snipers behind a line of deployed G.Is. And his troops got slaughtered. He sent them back, tried to retreat, so I sent a squad of Rocketeers to dispatch the rest of them. ;-) I've never seen that many soldiers get lost in so short a time.

Story by: IIISASIII - 11/6/02
Ok this occurred while I was simply looking for a decent game. I had just literally smothered 20 people in the process of 2 hours. Not bad for 1/5th of a days work. So I decide to go into the first game I see, even if I don't know the map! And basically own the (as I thought) n00b! First game I see I join. We get started and the game starts off as normal building our things. The map was "Alaskan Oil Spill." I had no idea what was on this map so as you can think I missed out on the whole idea of getting the derricks. I finally catch on but by then he's got Black Eagles and pounds on my transports I make B.E.'s as well but he is a bit too far ahead. He takes out my MCV, my radar station one of my ore refs. I figure im totally dead and feel so stupid for being so cocky (btw this is a clan game, all of them). So I say "GG" and compliment him on his job. But he says one thing, "no problem 'prick'." I say "what?" And he responds the same. I tell him he just made a huge mistake a now "I will rail on your Pathetic self." I immediately bust out everything on making I.F.V's and transports and put engineers in every other one. During this he laughs thinking he's won it already. once my transports are filled (this happens in like 4 min.) I launch the assault. Now remember this guys has dolphins too at this time! So I immediately rushed across over his dolphins dodging his B.E.'s and jet onto his shore, deploy my ifv's immediately rush to the center of his base, blow his pills to heck and slam down the ifv's to release their engineers and Take the shmucks base. I swear I could almost here him swearing he just couldn't type anything in response and I of course say, "Never insult me or anyone little boy." Get this...we wait for 1 hour thinking of how to get out of this stale m8 and LMFAO he says, "my mom is asking you to please surrender so I can go to bed." I'm like.... "What!?" "Get a life." Now he has 1 pill @ one of the many derricks he has so I immediately take out many with lvl 3 ifv's but their blown up a while later by dolphins. I start to think of how I'm going to go about taking out the rest so it hits me, Tanyas swim! LMAO I make around 120+ tanya's (this took 3 hours) Rushed the seas with them! Omgosh it looks like a swimming marathon as they swept across and over powered his dolphins and swam for the derricks! His only response was ..."holy !@#$." Finally I get his last derrick and the game is won. I spent around 4 hours on this game and the kid lives in the U.K. and has the Gaul to ask, "Rematch?"

Story by: Geminasu - 11/6/02
Okay so here's my story... I had logged onto YR, and began a "Quick match." I was playing as Yuri and my opponent was Playing as Germany. We on a tournament 2 player map I forget what it was called. Anyway the German player I will call noob, cause lord knows he was. Well we both started up the normal base procedures, and he starts send dogs over to my area to scout, but by this point I had already used the Psychic Reveal, (Here's a hint take note of the starting positions before the game starts) so I saw everything he had. At this point I realized this guy was a noobie he had no defenses, about 200 dogs, a naval yard that had made one aircarriar and two Aegises, and several GI's just standing aimlessly around. And then he use the taunt "I need more cash", and he asks what to DO. Laughing to myself I told him to sell his money and prepare for a tank rush. So instead of selling anything he starts creating tons of GIs and deploys them, at this point I have built both of Yuri's super weapons and was charging. Never saw him in online multiplay again.

Story by: thamuz - 11/6/02
Ok my name is thamuz and here is my story... First realize that the people I play RA2/YR with are my LAN buddies - screw WOL, its just a bunch of rushing...That said, this story starts out with my 'ally' being Libya, and me being the French. I must say when I play the French I'm more or less unstoppable against my buds, so I build up my base to disgusting amounts of defense... Meanwhile my bud decides to build a WHOLE BUNCH of demo tanks and hover transports. So while I'm out harassing my friends with some prisms and building my anti-air and anti-ground defense, my friend sneaks in his nuke trucks about every other building or so into my base. Well, about 5 mins. after that, he decides to go hostile. I'm not going to say any more, it makes me cry thinking about what happened. I'm sure you can guess anyway. Thanks for listening ;)

Story by: C0br8 - 10/7/02
This happened to me recently, I was playing a tournament match on RA2, Heartland was the map. At the start I scouted and found his base, set up my force of rhino's and some tesla troops and was set to take his base, then all of a sudden my mouse stopped working! It wouldn't move left or right!!! Anyway for the next 15/20 minutes I took my mouse apart trying to get it to work and couldn't get it to work (God I was cursing I had about 25,000 credits and I couldn't do a thing!!!!) And this n00b I was playing still didn't cotton on, he'd still only built a few ifv's, a few snipers and about 5 grizzley's. What made it worse was his constant taunts like " come attack me you wimp" etc etc. Well I was fuming.. And I still couldn't get my mouse to work!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ...Anyway in the end I had to reset my computer because I couldn't get the damn thing to work and had to buy a new mouse the next day. And BTW I lost nearly 50 something points. Let this be a lesson to you all...LOOK AFTER YOUR MOUSE!

Story by: Sydr0 - 10/7/02
Ok I got a really funny story. I really like to do ffas they're the funniest and I like to do them on Sedona pass or bay of pigs or russian roulette. Ok it was bay of pigs 6 man ffa supers on. I eliminated 1 guy had weatherstorm and chrono ready. THis newbie pms me saying wanna form an alliance he was yuri to take out blue whos was russia (some other guy) I knew he was a dipstick. So he started taunting the blue guy saying "BWHAHAHAHAH ur dead no nebwie HAHAHHA" I never formed an alliance with him so I decided to backstab him and fired the weather storm on him. After he was bytching at me anc cursing. He had shipyard and cyard left and like 50 boomers I teleport in his base 9 prisms destroy his cyard and he wasn't aware I did it he was too busy trying to attack me. I destroy shipyard and there he goes all the boomers. He was cursing me soooo much and left the game!

Story by: AirBornSniper - 10/7/02
I remember a game I played when I first got RA@: I was the trustworthy Americans. He was some Soviet team I forget. map name: ore land (mod map with a airfield that gives u practically infinite money. I played it a lot he had never seen it.) Any way, I started off with my usual BO and finally got my spy sat up only to find out that had like 50 kirovs coming at me (oh it was a fast build mod map to. Well I realize that I desperately need air defense! any way I start building air defense around my air field. any way since I had unlimited money I build at least 5 rows of 30 or more patriot missiles. none of his kirovs made it past that. I NEVER SAW BLIMPS FALL LIKE THAT!!! any way he accused me of cheating ( even though I told him it was a mod map before we started.) but kept playing. I had a mix of prisms and mirages to protect my base from ground attack. I took his base out with little effort and ended the game. afterward he said I cheated again any way that's the end...

Story by: Pointblanc - 10/7/02
I got one! I was playing against 3 brutals, one built 4 kirovs. I was in a hurry to build flak, I had no money. They kept creeping closer, and closer. I had about 4 flak cannons, they took one down. I was moving my MCV, I was trapped. Luckily I had another one deployed somewhere else, so I built more flak cannons. Then two more come down. BOOM my tesla Reactor blows. I have about 15 flak cannons now and the last one is down, I look and some damage is done. I say whew. Then in the corner of my screen, two harriers destroy my MCV!

Story by: kilerscn - 9/23/02
It was a small map (can't remember which 1) and I was allied and he was soviet, he sent in some dogs which took out my troops so I built a few dogs but he took them out too. Then he sends in a flack full of engineers so I move my conyard and sell all by buildings. I have scouted his base and now he's going to rush me with about 6 rhinos. So I'm like "what the heck?" So I move my base and his dogs follow and his engies do, but not in the flack truck, so they are slow. Anyway, I put my base up and he has his dogs running around and I build an ore ref and build AMOUNTS of pill boxes and gets his dogs and engies killed. So he sends in the tanks and completely ignores my ore miners....I'm like OK, he figures he can take out my base. Next he puts his tanks in place near my base and waits while I'm furiously putting pill boxes up. Then he attacks - my pills batter his tanks...He then asks "how do u get cash", I roll on the floor laughing so I say have you ever heard about ORE REFS? He's like "oh I was wondering what they are fo"!! So I quickly tech up while he's selling everything to build an ore ref.... he manages do do this in time to see that I've already used all the ore and have about 20 prisms while he has a dog and con yard with a ore ref!!!! So I take everything out but his con yard and use a GI to finish off his base...and THEN he asks HOW DO YOU REPAIR BUILDINGS??

Story by: OanXietyO - 9/23/02
I started normal BO, power , barracks, ore, war, ore, blah blah blah, had me like 15 tanks 2 minutes in, so does he, so I send in my tanks to his base, he make easy work of em , with like 8 tanks left. ( I had allied, he had Russia by the way). SO I got me a paratrooper drop ready right, so I wait , knowing he is gonna rush his tanks at my base. SO after about 30 seconds he goes...Then its like...CLICK!! I drop my troops behind his base ( the map is pinch point) so it takes him a bit to get to my base, so I'm just building pillboxes like mad to give myself extra crap for him to destroy, I move my troops to his base, and deploy, waiting for him to get to my base. When he finally gets there I just starting wailing on his base with troops, destroying his MCV, CY, Ore, Barracks, and Tech center, he never bothered to make more tanks!! LOL ...SO as im destroying his base, he's like "You cheat, how did you get them troops there" IM like" Dude how long have you been playing this game? " The next thing I heard was " YOU ARE VICTORIOUS!!" ...LOL!! I checked his name, and he was 76-10, like 700 points or what not, it was hilarious!

Story by: RARIDGEY - 9/23/02
I was against some noob player on tsunami. He was Cuba and I was England! but anyway...
I built up my defenses and built air defense incase he sent over siege choppers, but also built some destroyers and some grizzly tanks. I got a battle lab built after thousands of messages like: "you cant beat me! I'm gonna be world champion on Westwood online!" and other messages. I built a spy satellite and saw his island was covered in flak cannons! he had no defenses except starting units and his 1 war miner. By now I had ore miners on all the other islands and had all the derricks, so I had lots of money. I decided to send over 2 harriers in an 'attack'. After they crashed he goes "HA, I'm invincible! You cant kill me, so quit now!" I built 2 transports and loaded them with mirages and sent them over. I also moved some aircraft carriers and got them to attack so their planes got shot down so he thinks he was winning. I moved the tanks in and wiped out his tanks and then sent in 2 more tanks full of prism tanks. He started saying I was cheating because he was being killed. I was pleased because I die often on WOL. Victory is SWEET!

Story by: eL1TeNoOb - 9/23/02
This kid was a complete noob...all my funny stories have sum noob in it...well he was allies I was soviet (again)...he had 4 harriers, 5 rocket soldiers...so I had 4 rhinos at the time and killed his AFC...I could have killed more but I let the noob live for sum odd reason...then I had 1 flak track and killed all his rocketeers...at this time my flak track was elite...he finally got some half-sense and started building IFVs with GIs in them...he had 2 IFVs with GIs in them...and he had 5 other GIs...then I realized...elite flak track ownage!!!...I killed all GIs and both IFVs with the elite flak track...then killed his 1 ore miner, and all of his base...its pretty sad when u lose to a single flak track...but it's also hilarious!

Story by: RattyX - 9/23/02
Hey, my nickname is RattyX, and on September 13th me and my friend 'Fr4ggie' owned some BUTTS =) But the last match was the funniest, it was against zoeller5 (maybe not spelled that way) and some other guy (I think it was someone called idiot, but that might been an earlier game), well I was playing as Cuba and Fr4ggie were Korea on my friend Bhadboy's map Worldwar5. I had both Ally and Sovy base so I was good to go. We had wiped out the other guy. Zoeller5 launched a big army of rocketeers, first against my nuclear (there is a captureable nuclear in the middle of this map) but that failed, so he changed route to take Fr4ggies base. But Fr4ggie sent some aegis cruisers that wiped them out fast... So I sent my ULTRA ROCKETEERS ARMY =) (I had cloning so they became big armies fast) And I took out almost his base, and then retreated them, thinking I might do something funnier instead. so I started making Conscripts... LOTS of conscripts. It was like 300 conscripts. And all those stormed his last IFV's =) He got wiped out by the lousiest units =) We rolled on floor and laughed so much that I thought I was gonna die cuz of the laughing *LOL* =)

Story by: Hussain, Commander_Dirt - 9/12/02
Well it started of with me & my best friend Mustafa, He is The MAN when it comes to CNC games. I remember when he first introduced me to ra2, he kept whipping my ass till I gained the experience to kick the ass of the AI. A while passed since we both went out & got YR, we finally found a net cafe that had network gaming & Yuri's revenge & here in Saudi Arabia, it ain't very popular to find that in a net cafe. SO it was me & Mustafa, I was playing Korea (my favs.) & he was playing Yuri. We were allied against a couple of other dudes in the map "city of the dammed". There was these 2 Syrian guys who played pretty well (one was Libya & the other was France). the others were dumb noobies. The noobies were as dumb as dumb. They had 6 grizzlies & thaught nothing could stop him, just 4 gurdian gi's did the trick, the rest were pretty easy on us & the Syrians. So me & my budd pretty much kicked everyone else's butts & then I noticed the 2 Syrian guys had their conyards built next to each others, thru out the game it was Mustafa who was doing most of the attacks, all I did was defend my base with tanks & guard fortresses (Battle fortresses filled with guardian GI's). So I didn't pay much attention to setting up prism towers. So anyways Mustafa got up & left cuz he got a call form his GF. so it was up to me... I prepared a couple of prism tanks & a battle fortress & my chronosphere was fired up. Then suddenly 6 demo trucks showed up right at my front door next to my war factory & battle lab .. thank god I had no prism towers up, then Mustafa was back with 2 masterminds & captured the lot I seized this chance & forgot my taskforce & chonoshifted the demo trucks right back at them next to their conyards (which lucky for us, had tesla coils next to em). Then A HUGE BANG sent both con yards sky high, WE LEFT the place laughing so much as if we were high on something. People stared in a funny way...hehe.

Story by: shonukem - 9/12/02
Oh, I got a new winner. This game was with my friend LPark. The map was sedonia pass (if I got the name right). He was Russia, I was America. He started in the top middle, I was bottom left. I messed up my BO and was worried he was gonna rush me when my dog scouted his base and found that he was prepping 4 tesla troops and an engie for a flak rush. I take the 2 harriers I have and run for the flak track, take it out. At this point we are both busy building our bases, and lpark is clearly showing he is a bit out of practice (only one miner opposed to my 3 at this point). Then I figure I will mess with his head for a while after thwarting another flak attempt by sending periodic hit and run ambushes with the harriers. He starts getting irritated and begins building the soviets favorite attack force for a rush. I build about 5 grizzlies, 3 prism tanks, and about 6 mirage tanks and move in to take out his force of 15 rhinos and 5 tesla tanks. I deploy a paradrop on the opposite side of the base which he sends a few tesla tanks to deal with (of course they get shredded and i kill his machine shop). And his tanks run right into my little rush force and are decimated in seconds. At this point he sells most of his buildings and sends his miners in a last ditch attempt to throw me off, but it didn't work. In the end he had one building left and basically asked something to the effect "Ain't so tough without chaos drones eh?" I'm sure he remembers exactly what I said, I was just too busy reaping the rewards of crushing him. I really wish he was Yuri so I could kill those magnetrons and those little brutes too...hehe.

Story by: World1337 - 9/12/02
I remember a game where after we started. It was two player. The newb named "Al gore67" Or some number. I forgot the number. About after I got my war factory up. He started saying things that you say in those chat room RPG's. He started going "*Shoots his chad beams towards your base and kills lots of people*" And I thought it was just a ploy. A trap. If I send 15 tanks out to intercept the newb I would have 3 flack tracks slip in my back door and out comes the engineers. Anyways while the whole time he's sitting there saying "*shoots his evil cannon at you*" And something about shooting chads at my base. I already deployed 5 yuri's clones. (This is regular RA2 were talking about). 10 apoc tanks. 4 flack tracks filled with deso's and 10 kirov's. I send a small scouting group to go see where his base is. I go where it is normally deployed. Its not there. I got suspicious. I began to think that he actually bothered to move it for a ambush. I was taking his intelligence for granted. so I moved to one corner. then to another. And then I saw him. He was going in circles on a middle Isle (Did I mention this was hammer and sickle we were playing on?) With nothing more then his MCV when I approached he said "*SUPER CHAD PARTICALE ASDLE* ur dead" And "Haha I win" Then he noticed that the tanks haven't moved a inch. Why? Because I was rolling on the floor laughing. It was near insane how dumb he was. He then said "ok you asked for it *morphs to ssj4*" right about now he deployed his conyard right in the middle of the ore mines so he couldn't make buildings if he tried. I then thought I should mess with his mind So I said "Chad beams just make my tanks angry" so he started doing lame KameHameHa DBZ junk. So you know what I killed him with? a conscript. Yes. I thought that the most useless unit when alone should slowly kill him. And for all the while he was screaming "YOU STUPID MUTHER, YOUR SUPPOSE TO FIGHT." And when he died. his units were no match. At the end he said "DONT WORRY., IM FLYING TO YOUR HOUSE TO DO A SPIRIT BOMB ON IT, MUHAHAHAHA" and it ended. 

To this day I laugh when I think about it. It might not seem as funny but if you think about buying a 45$ Game + expansion pack just to go to other people and type useless roleplaying crap? That's what he must have thought if he bought the game. Is that its roleplaying. Think about it. I am laughing just thinking about it.

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