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Story by: Tyemnota - 9/2/02
Probably the worst backfire ever! I was playing on a cheese @$$ Yuri's revenge map (I don't remember what it was called) against someone I guess you could call a noobie on Unholy Alliance. I will refer to my opponent as "Brenda" for the sake of my laziness. Brenda keeps attacking with clusters of rocketeers that got obliterated too quickly to do anything useful, though I think she may have killed an initiate once. Anyway, whoever made the map had the brilliant idea of putting civilian Psychic Beacons on the map that can mind control an apparently infinite number of units, including aircraft. So Brenda, oblivious to the Psy Beacons, builds up a small small siege force of 3 floating discs, 3 seige choppers, and 3 kirovs to attack my base all at once... and flies them right over a beacon that was close to her base! The end result was 3 civilian floating discs, 3 civilian siege choppers, and 3 civilian kirovs all turning around to attack Brenda's base! By this time, I was rolling on the floor laughing. I believe it was also at this time that she called me a "d**k-l**k" and told me to "shuddup". I was laughing so hard that, to stop myself, I smashed my head on the keyboard a couple times...hehe.

Story by: Rick R. Mortis - 9/2/02
OK, this is really true. I'm playing against a pal on a map of mine called the "Don't go back to the rainforest." He's America, I'm Russia. Just to annoy me, he's chosen green as his color and blands in with all the vegetation. My bud walks into an AI (Forget what country... I think Germany) and gets badly mauled. He retreats, and cuts off one of the two bridges that allows access to his base... and cutting off most of his ore supply. Oops. Anyways, I capture an airport and start dropping Paratroops. I accidentally found the back of his base (!) when I dropped some Paratroops on it... and they promptly start gunning down his Harriers on their landing pads. He notices after I've knocked off about six of them (!) and sends in some troops and kills off the poor conscripts. NO FUN!

To get revenge, he drops a whole bunch of paratroops in the back of my base... and right on top of a whole pile of my own infantry. Well that lasted. Anyways, while all that fun is going on, a couple of Kirovs wiped out his construction yard... ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION! He evacs what's left of his forces, including loading a whole bunch of troops intro a few Nighthawks. He then ferries them across the map, planning his revenge. He puts his troops down outside my base, near the back, across a river. He thinks he's beyond my air defenses, which is true. What he didn't notice was the V3s parked nearby. UP UP AND AWAY! BOOM! Choppers go bang, troops and all. All he had left was one stray Tanya. Which, being GREEN and him having no radar, he can't find. Which lead to this conversation...

HIM: I can't find Tanya!
ME: I found her!
HIM: Where's Tanya?!
ME: Follow the Siege Choppers!

Guess what happened next. :/

Story by: Nathan 'Chron0' Dunston - 9/2/02
Cheaters don't have the advantage, and this proves it;

After playing Yuri's Revenge for a few days, and I had begun to pick up a few skills, me and two friends started up a game like any other; Tour of Egypt as the map, 3v3. One of my friends played as Yuri, and the other was Cuba, and I chose America, my favorite. Our three enemies were one Ally, one Yuri, and one Soviet. In the opening moments of the game I pulled my classic move; sending a engineer in an IFV at whatever enemy Con Yard looked the least guarded from what my allies and me had uncovered. So I captured the Allied player's Con Yard and took out his power plant with the IFV. He must have been more of a newbie then me though, as he didn't attack my IFV or the paradrop that I sent in at him, so he quickly died. One enemy down, two to go. With the destroyed Ally typing insults at us from observer mode, my Yuri ally picked on the Soviet directly across from him, and my Soviet ally picked on the Yuri across from him. I set to work teching up, and deployed a Chronosphere and began building Prism Tanks. The two enemies managed to deflect a few minor assaults from my allies, but after my Chronosphere was charged and I had five Prism Tanks, their days were numbered. Suddenly my Yuri Ally types out; "Hey! Purple (the Soviet) is cheating!" Sure enough as we looked, we saw that the Soviet had built a Battle fortress and several Psi Commandos. I got mad at this, so instead of waiting for s couple more Prisms to complete a 9-Tank Chrono, I Chronoed in my seven Prisms and quickly killed the cheater's Con Yard and power in the rear of his base, as well as the Barracks, but the Battle fortress with the Psi Commandos captured all of the Prisms that were not destroyed. My Soviet ally then swooped in with a massive army of Rhinos and killed the Soviet Cheater, with the Yuri enemy and my team all laughing. As soon as the Soviet was killed though, the game got a reconnection error. It was still funny though that the cheater had been unable to win even with assistance.

Story by: Morphious - 8/30/02
Lets start off like this; Newbies in YR have gotten to be extremely funny and stupid. I was playing my first game of YR in months on my brand new PC (a DREAM!) and lemme tell ya, it was fun! I start out by playing a 3 player FFA in Tsunami, with one guy beign Korea, another as Yuri, and me, as a good ol' Yankee. The Yuri player will be referred to as Bob, and the Korean player will be known as Quentin. (Sorry, I like stupid names)

Quentin quickly builds up a force of 4 Black Eagles, planning on attacking me. I happen to have a spy sat up by that time, due to my extremely fast tech-up skills when playing Tsunami, and I get anti-air stuff to avoid the attack; just as luck may have it, Bob comes in with 2 Boomers and starts pounding at Quentin's door. Quentin soon realizes he will be crushed, so he just quits; Bob insults him later, to me. Well, lets say it was a close game after that. He built up Gattling stuff after I destroyed all of his naval attacking units and his naval yards; I had the map to myself. Desperately trying to build up some sort of attack, Bob gets about 9 UFO's. I didn't think much of it, and only got about 9 Aegis Cruisers to stop them; bad choice, as three of them were guarding my 6 Aircraft Carriers in case of attacks. So he sends 'em over, and takes out most of my base. I still have power, a refinery, my two oil derricks (had four) and three naval yards; no Aircraft Carriers, Aegis, or Dolphins for me. But I could live off 9 Aegis and 6 Aircraft Carriers. Well, to make a long story short, I started knockin' at his door with my aircraft carriers, and slowly but surely moved my way in. With the added help of Destroyers to remove shore-line defenses (Gattling Towers) and Gattling Tanks, MasterMinds, and Magnetrons, he felt pretty overwhelmed. Needless to say, he shortly quit after I killed nothing but his oil derrick, 10-15 Gattling Tanks, a few Gattling Towers, two Magnetrons, and his MasterMind.

Heh, funny how people can insult people exactly like themselves...hehe.

Story by: D1SrUPt0R - 8/30/02
I was playing on YR, on a QM. This was the first QM I did using Match Filter. I didn't catch the number of games he won/lost, but I did get that he had 11 disconnects, so I immediately suspected him of reconning (washing). I scouted his base and saw that he didn't have much protection. I asked him "do you wash?" as in do you do recon errors, and he just called me a freak and asked why the hell I cared. That wasn't the only thing though: I placed a Terror Drone behind a tree and another next to his CY, which H had moved to another location (without defense). I knew that if he unpacked it, the TD would hop in and the game would almost definitely be mine. I tried to get an engineer in but 3 or 4 Mirage Tanks stopped that. I told him that I needed to see something and that if he unpacked his CY he would get a bonus or something (Don't know why). He just told me I was @%#&ing insane and killed the Terror Drone!! LOL I felt so stupid.

Story by: DieGDI - 8/30/02
Ok, so one time I was playing with a friend who had just gotten Red Alert 2. So, I decided to be Russia, and he thought it was funny that Iraq was in the game, so he picked them. Being his first time, I decided to tick him off, so I sunk his few ships with a giant squid. He chased my giant squid with some of his infantry, since the map we were on had water close to shore. I eventually noticed he had built a desolater, and had it around many types of infantry. I told him over the phone " Hey, Mike, since your new, I'll help you out. My giant squid you've been chasing is nearby, so just deploy your desolater and my squid is toast." Of course, he does it. The melting of 99.9% of his infantry (the desolater was the survivor) was quite possibly the funniest thing that's happened to me on Red Alert 2 or Yuri's Revenge.

Story by: Phantom Zero - 8/30/02
I forget the map and who was who, but it was a two on two, me and a friend, once again on one of our winnin spree's, but this time these two knew what to do and how to do it. They both doubled up (oh ya, map was Monument Valley) and attacked me with a big force, now with my force and my friend's we stopped them, but with me having nothing left except an ore ref, barracks, power, and a sentry. It was then that I decided to follow the opening screen in RA2, and started building mass conscripts. Now the enemy's were like "WTF are you doing?" and I just smiled and kept building conscripts. Well in the end I had around 180+ conscripts, and charged. Let me tell you, 1 seal or 1 seal IFV is NOT going to kill them. In the end though, he managed to kill them by building 6 seals, and then I was done for... they had knocked out my friend, since he kept going "we are dead, we are dead, we are dead."

Story by: Bubba - 8/30/02
I was playing a three on three match online once. the map was bay of pigs, the country's aren't that important. Anyway, there was very little lag in this particular match up (whey hey) but at one stage, one of my team-mates 
had a little bit of lag (perhaps some one tried to use the phone or something, and yes some people DO have just the one phone line) anyway, one of the enemy players, red, started talkin....

RED : "hey, host he f**kin lags... do something about it"
ME : "what the F**k do you want me to do?"
RED : "BOOT HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!"
ME : "NO"
(the slight lagger was one of my team-mates so I didn't want to boot him)
RED : "BOOT HIM YOU STUPID F**KING B*STARD!!!!!!!"
ME : "f**k off will ya"

So we traded verbal blows throughout the match, with myself being the sarcastically superior, (I'm known for it at home, and this guy was pretty dense) Now through out the match, I hadn't attempted to scout yellows base, 
something I discovered would be a fatal mistake....he had flooded the map with prisms (the usual no-brainer tactic) and of course, he wiped me out..... my other teammate quitted which left poor innocent light blue (who openly said he was a newb, god love him) however, I stayed observing, and continued the trash talk with red, who constantly made a fool of himself due to his incredibly small IQ and wit-power of a snail on cannibis, I had light blu backin me up with "lols" and "lmaos" (which made red feel worse) Now, red was such a gobshite, that his own teammate yellow, decided to blow him up, yellow attacked red with 3 Aircraft Carriers, and then stormed reds base with his prisms, the silly thing was that red was completely crap, his base was clumped together, only one of everything and his defenses were 2 grand cannons, 2 pillboxs and some guardian GIs, he hadn't a single defense around his derricks, or anywhere else for that matter, except the strip of land entering his base.... yet he continued to trash talk with me saying he was better and stuff, needless to say, the sight of his own team turning on him to shut him up was priceless.

Story by: BomberAZ - 8/30/02
I was in a quick match on Little Big Lake. It was Sov vs Sov. We both built up mini attacks and sent them in. I decided I had enough money to build a shipyard and a dreadnought. we both attacked each others bases and ended up coming really close to killing each other off that we both decided to return to our base because we both had 1 building left we met in the middle and all of our tanks were killed off. But we still had some miners left. He had 3 and I had 2. But while I was battling I used my dreadnought and he got fully promoted. so I had a dreadnought and 2 miners to 3 miners. I decided to run in circles and have my dreadnought force attack the ground to see if I could get his miners in motion. But uh oh, my fist 2 shots killed my first miner. So it was 3 to 1. But then after a bit longer I got 1 of his. then a huge explosion landed in between us and killed 1 miner of each. (o btw his last building was out of reach for my dreadnought. Even if I force attacked near the sentry gun.) so he had 1 miner and I know that it would eventually kill the nuke reactor. A very slow and painful death. so I had to keep force attacking the ground to try and kill the miner. But he was trying to make me hit my building causing him to win. I actually got it after 5 min. So there I was with a nuke reactor and a dreadnought out of reach. And all he had was a sentry gun. It was late at night and we were both determined not to quit. At the time I was rank 20 in the world and he was 29 or so. So we both went to sleep hoping the other would quit. I woke up in the morning surprised he was still in the game. I tried to tell him that I had a friend with the game so I could still play. That didn't work. So I started screwing around with my dreadnought trying it in so many different spots to get the sentry gun. Then I fire and to my surprise I knock a little life off the sentry gun. At that moment he yelled "NOOOOOOOOOO." then he said "gg," as I slowly killed the building off. If this doesn't win I will cry. HEHEHE

Story by: Mark - 8/24/02
I was playing a game as Yuri against another Yuri on "Bay of pigs". I was at the top and as soon as it started I sent my Lashers scouting. After reaching the middle of the map I saw a Yuri clone, so I dashed up to and squashed it before he saw and mind controlled me. This obvious newbie got mad at me for doing this and sent the message "You retard ! I'm gonna kill you !" before sending a Yuri prime and 2 gattling tanks to get me. Deciding to test my new magnetron, I picked up the first gattling tank and dropped it on a tree, then I picked up the second one and waited for Yuri to pass below it, then I pressed S ! MUNCH ! Then he got really mad and said "prepare to be nuked !" and started building a Psychic Dominator. By the time his Dominator was complete and charging, I had most of the oil derricks on the map and had fortified a fair amount of civilian structures when I saw his slave miner near the ore on my side of the map, So I sucked it in with magnetrons, mind controlled, then munched it in the grinder he said "God your gay wreckin' all my stuff !" I replied with "That's the point dum-dum !" then sent 8 initiates that got mind controlled and put in my bio reactors. I decided to destroy his Dominator before it actually damages something, I sneaked around on the water with my 2 Yuri primes and looked for it. It was just sitting there, with no walls or gattling guns or anything at all to defend it with. I decided to be mean and waited till there were only 5 seconds left before capturing an selling it then I discovered that he had sold everything and hidden his infantry around the map, time for a game of hide and shoot ! I sent slaves rescued from his miner to beat up the Yuri clones then I moved in with magnetrons and "borrowed" tanks and dropped the tanks on his initiates, then as I saw the last Yuri running away who got mangled by slaves (don't ask me why he didn't deploy it and frazzle their brains). So I won, losing only 4 slaves !

Story by: Phantom Zero - 8/24/02
Ahhh, this happend to me when I was playing that one soviet mission where you had to get Romanov to the airport safly. Seeing that it was my first time playing the missions (it was when the game came out) I had been playing on easy, but playing happily along, when all of a sudden I hear "Reinforcements have arrived" and I looked to the back of my base (where I was keeping Romanov) and I see the flacktrack with 3 deso's and 2 ivans. So I leave those there, and keep playing, having left Romanov in the flacktrack. Now heres the funny part. Even on easy they send those stupid lashers after miners. So decinding to rad them to death, I went to grab my 3 desos. Now what I meant to do was empty the flacktrack of Romanov, put the deso's in, and head over to the lashers, BUT(!!!) when I selected the flacktrack and hit D, I had ALSO selected the deso... well let's just say I was saying to myself, 'well, guess im the new premier! (sp?)'

Story by: D1SrUPt0R - 8/24/02
There was this one time I was playing a Korea fanatic. He kept insisting that his Black Eagles could kill anything he wanted, so I played him as Yuri ( ). I sent a group of Magnetrons to his base and immediately started attacking his Construction Yard. (LOL he didn't have any defenses, just about 20 Black Eagles), and I decided that since his Air Force Command Centers were opposite his Construction Yard, to pick up a few Black eagles and drop them on it! The plan worked, and he lost his CY! I was laughing quite a lot by now, and I think he was as well. He ordered a few Black Eagles to attack my Magnetrons. Anyways, the funny part of the story's over and needless to say it didn't take much more than a group of Floating Discs and a Machine Shop to beat him completely!

Story by: Delta_Sector - 8/24/02
Here's the story....I have this opponent who has chosen America...And I chose Great Britain...at the early stage of the game I made a rocketeer and a harrier and started scouting the area... I finally founded his base and I started to attack his power plant so the patriot missiles cant hit me and I sent the Harrier to attack the Barracks coz my opponent is building 2 rocketeers to fight me but I got the initiative so he lost...A few seconds... I destroyed his Power Plant and his barracks plus his Patriot missile... I have an ELITE rocketeer now... Yahoo...I quickly destroyed another one of his newly built power plant and the ore refinery... Thus I destroyed his base with 1 rocketeer and a Harrier... 

Story by: UpYrWazu - 8/18/02
There were 4 of us playing (2 on 2) and we were pretty far into the game (prisms, mirages, BF's, etc.) We were playing with Supers ON, and I was the first to get a Chronosphere up! When the time came (Chronosphere Ready) I didn't really have a good force of prisms to send, so I chose to get rid of some of the enemy forces with it instead! Before I did this, I told my ally to start heading for Blue's base cuz I was going to inflict some "damage" with my chronosphere, and he could follow up! So my ally sent a decent force over there including mirages, prisms, and 2 BFs (for protection I guess)! On Purple's base I saw a nice little formation of mirages and 2 BF's guarding the entrance to his base! I grabbed those vehicles with my Chronosphere, and proceeded to look at Blue's base! Now, HERE is the dumb part....I thought that if I Chrono'd them right on top of Blue's ConYard that it would destroy Purple's vehicles AND Blue's ConYard! Little did I realize that chrono's don't work like Magnatrons.....you CAN'T drop stuff on buildings!!! The vehicles just end up RIGHT NEXT TO the building you chrono'd them on!!! So right as I started the Chrono my ally sent his attack force in.....which was IMMEDIATELY WIPED OUT by the "protection" that I so kindly sent over to the attackee's base!!! Well, as you can guess.....my ally sure told me where to go.

This was one of those lessons you only have to learn ONE TIME!!!

Story by: Z0mb1E_C0mm@ndEr - 8/18/02
The funniest game I played was against sum no0b... he was America and I was Russia. Anyway, I built up a tank rush of about 20 rhinos and went down to were his base was.. I knew the map, so I didn't scout. He only had a barracks, a power plant, and miles and miles of walls. In the same time I had built a barracks, power plant, and war factory, and my rhino rush. When I got to his base, he pleaded with me not to destroy him because he was a no0b and learning. So I said "where's your ore refinery?" He said "I cant afford one." He had spent all his money on walls! I said to him "why all the walls?" He said "to stop your tanks."

Story by: Lpark02 - 8/18/02
It was a four way Naval war between some of the CnCseries.com staff,... Me, Shonukem, Homeskillet, and vergil, who will be reffered to as gerbil. On Alaskan Oil Spill I think it was,.Gerbil, I believe picked soviets, Homes picked sovs, Shonukem picked allies and I picked, Yuri, Mainly to test gerbils previous statements of, When I get a yuri opponent I just quit, Which he did, but he proceeded to pester me through out the game, and give his advice to homes and shonukem I went for a boomer rush, Which shonkem had shown me no more than a week or two earlier on BoP got about three up and was getting hit fairly hard, and I didn't like it but I had to pull back sold my Naval yard and constructed two Mind control towers close to the shores Homes got a Dreadnaught too close and gerbil started yelling at him since it was now mine, The next couple minutes are a little fuzzy but I remember shonukem also attacking with destroyers and I managed to fend them off with MC'd destroyers and the 1-2 boomers I had left. I Got two naval yards out built up 5 boomers and had several in queue, The middle island was dominated by me and Shonukem, it ended it both of us destroying each others ODs. I saw a spot where his destroyer was almost out of range and snuck the 5 boomers into the back corner and from there put them in a 5 point formation surrounding his island, and opened fire,. First the conyard then the barracks, The studentbe came the master. and there isn't much more to the story. it was a fun battle though because it seemed like on the CnCseries forums me, shonuke, and erikmcfr were always competing for naval supremacy, Though actual naval battles were between erik and shonuke, Erik only fought me on land, Im sure he as afraid, very afraid.

Story by: shonukem - 8/18/02
The map was tsunami. Erik was America, I was Korea (a change for me). The reasoning for this is cause it was gonna be a pure naval battle (as in no tanks and such). I build up a force of 4 BEs and search for his base, by the time I find it, I see he has a radar up, I hit it, its dead. And this sort of thing continues till I run low on cash and have to be careful. However, this was all so he couldn't get his precious dolphins which always spell my doom in games against him. I tech up, and he never gets a single naval yard deployed. Then he attempts to take the oil derrick on the island in the bottom right. I slip in 2 transports of gis and a couple spies mixed in as he has power plants there as well. As the gis are fighting I quickly disguise the spies as his gis and cause of the number of em on the island, he didnt notice it. And for 10 minutes when he moved gis around, so did I till I moved it into a power plant. Once the power was down, I took about 12 BEs and ran right for the CY. They got shot down, but thankfully a couple manage to get shots off, and the rest crashed into it so as to complete the mission. Then the game dragged on with me getting the rest of the empty derricks and him turtling up with ifvs for a final stand waiting for that invasion he thought would be coming. Instead I began pounding the ifvs with so many carriers, the number of planes and missiles from ifvs were making the game lag badly. In the end he gave up and left. To this day he denies it was a real win :P

Story by: Apro - 8/18/02
One night I started 1 to 1 battle with some guy and started playing. I scouted the area and found his base... He was building it with the normal way. I kept on building my base and forces and didn't much look what he was doing. At one part I noticed that he started to gather troops to one quite wide and spacey area. I found out that all the troops were either engineers or flak troops. I made my defense stronger and moved my attack troops to further away from my base 'cause I thought to counter-attack after his attack. I saw some movement where his troops were and thought that he was coming, but when I looked to the area he was actually just running his forces around in different paths. Engineers formed a beautiful ring around his flak troops which seemed to be going around as some kind of star. We had been almost silent until then, but I asked that what on earth he was doing. I found out that he was drunk and was just fooling around. I was so tired that I considered this really funny. After I had laughed enough (he made all the time different paths for his units) I took my attack forces and attacked his base, where I found some dogs running a circle. If the same would have happened when I was not tired, I probably wouldn't have even considered this funny... Can't remember the name of the map we were playing back then anymore...

Story by: eL1TeNoOb - 8/18/02
This one kid I played was an absolute noob, so I was just fooling around. he had a psychic dominator at the time, and there was 1 minute remaining, so I started to get serious and go kill it. I send all my rhinos to his base, but when they reached his base, it was too late, the psy dom. was ready. this kid was a huge moron or something, and he tried to mind control my tanks with his psy dom. he missed my tanks and blew up half of his own base. I was laughing so hard!

Story by: Game0ver4784 - 8/18/02
Ok... I was playing a really cheap user made map. Can't remember the name though but it was a completely blank 2 vs. 2 map with an oil derrick in each corner that when you captured it gave you inf money. It was me and a friend vs. 2 noobs but when 2 noobs get inf money it ain't good. So anyway 1 of the 2 noobs didn't realize that the oil derrick gave you inf money so about 3 minuets into the game I came storming down the map with about 50 prisms and 50 grizzly tanks and 3 seconds he was gone before he could type WTF?. So I left the troops there. And after that the other noob had caught on so he gaped his base and we didn't here any thing from him for a while. My ally had been building up the whole time. so we had some fun with him, first we gaped the whole map except for the little corner that he was in. then we surrounded his base with tanks, however many 2 guys can make in 2 hours with inf money. Then we said if you sell your gaps well sell ours so he said ok and he sold his but we didn't (sucker). Then what we saw looked like it was going to be 1 of the best battles ever conceived possible by man. he had 3 rows of grand cannons behind and in front of that were prism towers side by side, and in front of that was 3 rows of prisms, inside of his base every square inch of space was full of an assortment of tanks... so then he goes and says ''I 'me invincible Muhahahahah''. Then we sell our gaps and show him out tanks... once again however many tanks 2 guys can make in 2 hours with inf money... a s%#* load of prisms and battle forts. So I say ATTACK we send in all the tanks we can see on our screen at one time. But nothing happens 5 seconds later they begin to move... by then the game had begun to lag sooo much. So 2 minuets later the tanks reach his base ... the first shot is fired and a window pops up....(Crap) It reads reconnection error. NOOOOOOOOO!

Story by: Aromanov - 8/18/02
The funniest RA2 moment I had was actually my first game playing RA2 online. I was the American army and the other guy was some Soviet player. Any way he had his nuclear missile all ready to go when I did a para-drop right inside his base, needless to say I think it was his first game as well for he nuked his own base killing himself.

Story by: Justenb1 - 8/18/02
Ok, I was playing YR with some kind of n00b on WOL, this guy invites me for a game, and i accept it, (ten minutes later) i build a barracks, War factory and a tech lab, i build as much tanks as I can and i go to his "base". Once there, i can't find any piece or something that looks like a building., i ask this guy, "where is ur base??" This guy says: "well I don't like bases, so i'm not deploying my truck". I built allot of pill boxes before I went to his base, so I didn't think he'd do anything, but 5 mins later he attacks with his starting units, needless to say, they all died...This guy says: HEY you should not kill my babe's (yes babe's) I said: we should fight you know? The guy says: "I don't like fighting, let's work together!" There was nobody else on the map, so this guy is a total n00b. So I said that to the guy, and he deploys his MCV (he calls it a truck) and sells it. Before he did this he said: "Well I don't like you so I will win!! I'm gonna deploy my truck and sell it! HAHA d*ckhole!!! I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN !!! Well that's the funny story =)

Story by: Bing - 8/18/02
These ones are just odd things me and my brother did on some Player v CPU games....just for fun! First we built in excess of 50 Kirovs and made them all force fire on one spot, then we started driving tanks through the blast zone! At one point we sent 20+ Apocalypse tanks too the spot. The ones in the middle were evaporated but all the ones on the out side were propelled into the air in the magnetron sort of way then all landed on there backs around 6 square away from the blast zone. And on the Hail Mary map, we covered one hole side of the map in nuclear reactors and filled all the gaps with demolition trucks. Then dropped a nuke on them. Its a lot of fun eradicating a whole side of the map in one fell swoop!

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